while on the phone with Brian who's at SOI...
Brian & Me: blah blah how you been hehe i miss you etc (lots of background noise)
(phone drops)
Another Marine on the line: HEY HEY HEY
Me: er, yes?
Marine: Do you have any hot friends??
Me: (laughs) yes!
Marine: I have one stipulation though..
Me: and that is?
Marine: I'd like to see a picture of their butt first!
Brian: (grabbing phone) that was our squad leader...
Me: Sounds like SOI is a frat house on steroids....
Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling proudly accept the MTV award for Best Kiss for their epic scene in The Notebook | 2005
2nd day on the job and I already got the flu from the girls I nanny.. I’m in for a fun rest of the week ):
Five Signs That Ryan Gosling Is God
We all agree that Ryan Gosling is some form of higher being, but how high? Well, here are five signs that point to him being God himself:
1. He is a good man. Ever seen him be rude in an interview? Throw a fit on a movie set? Ignore a fan? Chances are Ryan is currently somewhere in the world, wiping spilt oil off a baby seal, while giving a homeless man his clothes, and delivering a baby at the same time.
2. His physical perfection. If you were God and wanted to walk the earth, wouldn’t you do so in the best human body possible? With his kind face, strong jaw, and photoshopped abs, it doesn’t get much better.
3. He’s everywhere. Between Crazy Stupid Love, Drive, The Ides of March, interviews, and internet memes, you can’t go anywhere without feeling the presence of Ryan Gosling. No matter where you go, he is with you.
4. He is incorruptible. When you grow up as a child star, by the time you’re 30-years-old you’re supposed to have a sex tape, a drug problem, and no acting jobs. Not Ryan Gosling though.
5. He saves people. If you’re on the internet, you’ve seen the video of Ryan Gosling breaking up a New York street fight. Who knows how many times he has swooped in and saved people from similar scenarios? He’s either God or Batman.
